Tori Spelling! Now that’s a gifted actress for you. No matter that her father, Aaron, was one of the richest men in Hollywood and had a house larger than some Eastern European countries. All from creating such forgettable shows like Beverly Hills 90210, The Love Boat & and T.J. Hooker. T.J Hooker, by the way, miraculously beat the Priceline commercials as the most embarrassing thing William Shatner has ever done.
Dad Aaron Spelling even gave Tori a starring role on 90210, where in most scenes, she was out acted by Luke Perry’s sideburns.
Now that her acting career is mostly on hold (thankfully), Tori and her husband, Dean, are following Rick Santorum’s advice and giving up birth control.
She does have one TV gig, though. Tori & her husband star in the reality show about their family. The show’s name is Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. A better title would have been “Spoiled Anorexic Yenta & Vapid Canadian Who Refuses To Wear Condoms.”
And I’m sure she gets to be a stay-at-home mom when she chooses. No job with regular hours for this princess. I heard her hero was Ann Romney, Mitt’s wife, who “chose” to stay home and raise her five sons. Well, at least she’s admitted she’s pro-choice. Her husband cannot even make a choice (Except the choice to look kinda douchey)
So give it up for Tori Spelling, who has Aaron Spelling’s blood and apparently, a plastic surgeon who seems to specialize in making faces look uber-cunty.